I was called Sir at the grocery store today, the cashier looks me dead in the face and says, Are you ready to check out, sir? I was gripped by hysterical laughter, I was in fact ready to check out but I had to pretend like I wasn’t so that I could go to the baby food aisle and collect myself. I didn’t want to make the cashier feel bad and she obviously had no intention of retracting the statement, hilarious. Last time I leave the house without at least some lipstick on 😀
I saw this tag on Root Report and I think that I have noticed it floating around in the last month or so on other blogs as well. I wasn’t tagged but I didn’t have a post planned for today and it looked like fun!
I actually have been asked this a number of times, the answer is no – my mother was just really eccentric.
Like a full-on cry? Probably on my birthday a little over a month ago, good cry though. I received a really touching card and it always amazes me that people can be so unexpectedly genuine.
I have been asked this a fair number of times too, do I look like the motherly type?! The last time that I was asked, it was actually phrased – How many kids do you have? I sarcastically asked them if there was a social obligation for me to have kids based on my age or marital status? No, the answer is no.
Probably…? I can definitely understand how it would be difficult to get to know me but I think I’m a good friend.
Only when absolutely necessary…
Their teeth because I am so self-conscious about mine and I just appreciate nice teeth.
Green, not to be confused with hazel – I didn’t know there was a difference until I had a mole in my eye removed and my optometrist told me this. Who knew that you could develop a mole in your eye? Not me, protect those peepers, people!
Tobacco, jasmine, rose, nutmeg, cedar and patchouli.
Probably Africa, 7,113 miles.
Not a single one.
Reading, snowboarding, baking – I am a pretty boring individual.
Two cats and a hamster.
An exorcist, can I please just be a freaking exorcist already?!
My first year college roommate.
5 feet, 4 inches.
My sister scratched me in the eye in my senior year, I had a severe hematoma and had to wear an eyepatch for like 6 weeks. It was actually terrible but kinda’ funny too.
7 so far!
Temperance, Prudence, Hazel, Iris…loads of terrible names 😀
Only volleyball and softball as part of organized teams.
Pixiwoo, rawbeautykristi, makeupbyjaack…to name a few.
Probably this one year that we got totally snowed in over Christmas break, it snowed for 3 straight days with blizzard conditions and I read loads of books, played Nintendo – it was bliss. A cougar wandered up onto our deck, we think it was lost in the storm and I always wondered what happened to it.
Plain and functional.
LG – I don’t get why this is a question though…
I chain chew, gum that is. I chew a disgusting amount of gum, I can’t be without it.
I have to say that I have been asked a number of these questions at least once in my lifetime but it was still a fun tag. I tag anyone who wants to do this one and be sure to let me know so that I can read your responses!
Thanks for stopping by ❤