So, I have some new makeup bits that I wanted to talk about but haven’t used them enough to give a full overview. I used one of the new KKW palettes this morning, it was amazing but I need to use it a few more times. I’m just a bit bored with product reviews and flat lays, I’ve been having fun with non-beauty related posts so I hope that’s OK with everyone <3
Mail stamped Confidential is infinitely more interesting than literally any other item in my mailbox especially if it doesn’t have my name on it. Back story here, our mail lady who, judging from her appearance I don’t think is an actual mail lady and she just stole a mail truck one day, constantly mis-delivers mail. Today, I received a fat envelope for someone else stamped Confidential in big red, open me now, you know you want to letters. I almost hand-delivered that tantalizing packet of top secret information just so I could watch it be opened.
There is a direct correlation between stereo volume and the gas pedal. It doesn’t matter what I am listening to, I could be doing 80 listening to NPR if it’s loud enough. Also, it is imperative to turn your car stereo down or completely off when lost or navigating heavy traffic 😛
Butter makes everything better. The beauty part is that if you have butter on one food item and it migrates to another food item, you could end up with something completely new and delicious. I mean, at the very least it won’t make anything taste worse, obviously enjoy in moderation.
No conversation is better than wasted or useless conversation. You can learn a lot in silence, it is best to be comfortable with it.
Pears really are a pretentious fruit. Have you ever watched someone eating a pair? Me neither but I eat a lot of pairs and can imagine what it looks like. They are so haughty with their 2.2 seconds of perfect ripeness, their shape, their pseudo skin that you’re not totally sure if you are supposed to eat, the slurpy texture – they disgust me but also I can’t stop eating them.