• Beauty,  Fashion,  Skin Care

    What I Got (Myself) for My Birthday

    I have no desire to get out of bed today, so apologies that all of these photos were taken from my bed πŸ˜› It’s amazing, it only took 25 minutes to have four teeth removed but the pain has lasted like 30 hours. I feel like there should be some correlation between the length of the procedure and recovery but that’s apparently too much to ask. Also, I haven’t had any caffeine in three days and it’s misery. However, I did not come onto my dentist under sedation so overall, I think it went pretty well. For today’s post, I am sharing my birthday haul, I hope that you enjoy!…

  • Beauty,  Skin Care

    The Beauty Fridge Arrived!

    So, I was reading this article today about a case of child abuse in Minneapolis and I’m like – how hard is it to not abuse kids? Or animals for that matter, don’t have kids, don’t get a pet – it’s not like we are just issued these things and obligated to take care of them. It’s optional and it drives me nuts that people are so incredibly dumb. It just surprises me that people have to pass a test to become a US citizen but anyone can have kids or get a pet – there should be some kinda’ test to weed out the idiots. Especially in a case…

  • Beauty,  Makeup

    Real Techniques Must Haves

    PSA – the entire Real Techniques brand is on BOGO at ULTA right now and not that buy one, get one 50% crap – literally buy one, get one free! I almost exclusively use Real Techniques brushes because they are affordable, effective and they wash really well. I love them so much that my back-ups have back-ups just in case. They are currently refreshing the original look which is awesome, same great brushes with a modern flare. Here are my absolute favorite brushes from the brand. Everyday Essentials: This kit includes 5 of their must-have complexion brushes and they’re all good. You get an Expert Face (salmon pink), Blush (big…

  • Beauty,  NOTD

    NOTD: Bronze Age

    Have you ever found out what someone does for a living and are like, yeah – that makes a lot of sense. Like 2nd Grade teachers or librarians, they tend to be a certain type of person. I found out that one of my neighbors is a mortician and I always got a vibe from this guy, like an Uncle Fester vibe and now, I totally get it. He’s not a weirdo, he’s just a mortician πŸ˜› I got my nails freshened up this evening, I am loving this dip powder manicure, my nails look a lot healthier than when I was wearing acrylics all of the time. I also…

  • Beauty,  Random

    We Get It – You Smoke Pot: A Rant

    Magic Dragon. Bambalachi. Yellow Submarine. Black Bart. Dr. Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I’m talking about. I’m talking about Railroad Weed. That’s right. The Devil’s Parsley. Skunk. Splim. Splam. Mooster. Side Salad – Detective Monk on weed πŸ˜€ This is a rant because I have a lot of opinions and feel the need to share them. I’ve had it with Melt Cosmetics and their obnoxious glamorization of smoking reefer. There, I said it. I purchased most of the Hot Box collection that came out a while ago but they’ve lost their damn minds with the release of Smoke Session. The promotional ad that was put out a few days…

  • Beauty,  Hair

    Hey Kweeen!

    Kim & Kylie have officially dropped at ULTA, you can now purchase a variety of lips kits and fragrances in numerous stores. That’s all fine and well until I walked into work this morning and there were 45 pairs of Kim’s nipples staring me down. Have you seen these bottles?! I think that they are created in her likeness, I mean, Kim is known for being naked most of the time so this shouldn’t have been a surprise. I was still shocked though, I guess I didn’t know that they were so life like or maybe it was the fact that the display is smack in the middle of the…

  • Beauty,  Makeup,  Skin Care,  Tags

    Beauty Blogger Tag!

    Me getting out of bed this morning, I can’t wait to come home and go back to bed. This time of year is such a chore for me, I need a career that takes a gap between December to February. I don’t know what that would be but sounds perfect. The cashier at Hobby Lobby complimented the ornaments I picked out and my response was, They are part of your Jonestown collection but what I meant was Funkytown and not the hippie compound where they drank the poisoned Kool-Aid and probably skipped decorating for Christmas. That’s how tired I am, now she’s going to go shopping for the Jonestown collection…

  • Beauty,  Random

    What’s in My Bag – Super Random Edition

    Have you ever had one of those moments where you pick up your handbag and it feels like there’s a bowling ball in there? Me this morning so I had to do an extensive clear out. I enjoy a little peek into other’s people’s bags because I’m nosy and it’s interesting to see what someone chooses to have with them. I picked five items that I dug out of my bag that are totally random and some (I spared you the roll of aluminum), I don’t even know where they came from πŸ˜› Did I buy this? Did I accidentally steal this? Did I think that I would actually wear…

  • Beauty,  Product Reviews

    First Impression Friday – The Zodiac Collection

    I can’t lie, ColourPop has released so many new products lately that I got a little jaded and when I saw this new collaboration with Kathleen Lights, I was going to skip it. I didn’t think that the palette looked super wearable but now that I have seen it and swatched it, I know I am going to get a lot of wear out of it. I purchased the bundle and though I haven’t worn anything yet, thought I would share a little peek: This twelve pan palette has purples, blues, browns and a stunning black with gold sparkle. Now, I wasn’t totally sold on The Capricorn being a black…

  • Beauty

    MishiBox – Spring 2018

    I have been Halloween movie shopping (too soon?) for 31 Nights of Horror, I want to review some new classics for this year. FYE is the best place to go for gently used movies, in my opinion and they carry a ton of random merchandise. I noticed a display of K-Beauty boxes and well, obviously had to give one a go. I think that these particular boxes are made especially for sale at FYE and could differ from the actual monthly subscription box offerings but don’t quote me on that. I cancelled all of my subscription boxes because I had way too many samples piling up, I like it when…